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I’ll be hosting the Bonfire of the Vanities in a lame attempt to get readers to my even more lame site. By gum, I’m going to get to Instapundit levels in two weeks or I’m going to be really disappointed.

What? Why are you giggling like that?

Anyhow.

So, the Bonfire is kind of like the Carnival Of The Vanities, where people send in the best posts they see and all of them get put in one convenient place. Except that the Bonfire is where you supposedly send the worst posts so they can be ritually derided and scorned in the privacy of your own home. The current Bonfire will be the anniversary Bonfire, sort of like that one that got out of control about a year ago…check out WizBangBlog to see what the “worst of the worst” is going to be!

Kevin Aylward says:

Bonfire of the Vanities entries are due by Monday at midnight EDT. Send a link to your worst post along with any self serving excuses or clever self mocking to: bonfire at wizbangblog.com.

That means I get to host this thing on 6 July, so I’ll be slaving over the Fourth weekend just for you. Get to it.

As for me, I’ll be looking for my worst post possible this week, and there’s a lot of competition here.