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October 14, 2007

How To Make A Maureen Dowd Column Readable

Filed under: — Chap @ 3:55 pm

Have Stephen Colbert write it. Includes the following pith:

Which reminds me: Before I get started, I have to take care of one other bit of business:

Bad things are happening in countries you shouldn’t have to think about. It’s all George Bush’s fault, the vice president is Satan, and God is gay.

There. Now I’ve written Frank Rich’s column too.

3 Responses to “How To Make A Maureen Dowd Column Readable”

  1. Mo MoDo Says:

    I think Dowd really wrote it, which makes the Frank Rich dig that much funnier.

  2. Phil Says:

    Colbert came to Carrboro NC in 2003 when the town had declared “French Trade Month” in response to the Freedom Fries /Anti-France flap. My friend (and Carrboro Alderman) Mark Dorosin did the interview, and in response to one of of Colbert’s barbs said, “‘Colbert’ — that’s French, isn’t it?”

    We waited days for the bit to air. It was kind of a letdown when it finally ran.

    More on Carrboro and France here at the Beeb: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/2848979.stm

  3. retro Says:

    Go Colbert! As wacky and wierd as he is, I’d vote for him.

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