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Well, this informative article has the scoop (h/t an update by Blackfive)–the Marine whose car was keyed got a good resolution. In court, under arrest, Grodner finally starts acting as though the point comes across:

“Is this what you did? Yes or no,” Judge O’Malley asked Grodner.

“Without knowing, yes,” Grodner said, sticking to his I-might-have-done-it-but-didn’t-really-mean-it defense.

O’Malley asked again, in a stronger voice, not that of a judge but of a cop on the street or a Marine who meant business.

“DID YOU KNOWINGLY CAUSE DAMAGE TO THIS CAR?” O’Malley asked.

Grodner bowed his head, meekly, and responded in an equally meek voice:

“Yes,” he said.

But of course Grodner reverts to stupid afterward, talking to reporter Kass. Emphasis below mine, just to highlight Teh Dumb.

We stood outside, in the parking lot, talking for 20 minutes. He smoked, and I didn’t. He explained that he wasn’t anti-military and why he pleaded guilty.

“The judge, he’s the guy with the black robes,” Grodner said. He could have been slapped with a felony, but Sgt. McNulty’s family said they wanted to put this behind them and let it go as a misdemeanor. Grodner showed no remorse, and I asked if he’d apologize.

“Yes, I’d say, ‘I’m sorry if I scratched your car.’ It escalated. That’s when he wanted me locked up and thrown away,” said Grodner, always the victim.

Grodner tells me he plans to leave for the French Riviera and get some sun.

Sgt. McNulty will get some sun, too. In Iraq.

He wasn’t anti-military. “If”. He will vacation in the French Riviera to forget the stress of being slightly held to account.

Some people.